stop being so fckin EMO....

soooo every month, every freakin month...why do we have to get so emo?

i mean i understand the whole...im a woman thing, and im getting my period, so im extra bitchy....but really...can we, as woman, just have a month when it doesnt happen...

it the words of my aunt, via my cousin "GET IT TOGETHER!!"

so true...

example one - the lady and her two cents

shopping at target the other day, and was minding my own business trying to buy some much needed cleaning supplies and came across some swiffer duster sheets.



my house get super dusty and this looked just what i was looking for...and then out of no where this lady, (who looked like she cleans for a living) gives me her two cents and says "those are no good, you should really stick to pledge and a towel"....i looked at her and said...thank you and walked away wanting to punch her in the face! bitch does it look like i wanted your two cents? if i really wanted to hear you opinion i woulda asked...but if it were any other day...i probably woulda have not care....FAIL! EMO WEEK...get it togehter. who cares what this lady says...dont let it ruin your target day...moving on...

example two - i dont smoke cigars but if i did

picking up my swisher at my corner store, having a nice little chat with the store owner...the guy behind me says "swisher sweets are not really that good, if you want real flavor, you should really try a cohiba, or a true cuban cigar"

again...smiled and nodded....first of all GUY...i dont smoke cigars...and if you really knew what i was buying this cigar for you would feel stupid...second of all GUY i was having a nice convo with my friend the liquor store owner and you rudely interrupted...third of all GUY...shut the fuck up cause no one was talking to you!



i could go on and on, but there are some other incidents that i do not want to make public...hehehe

so in conclusion...strangers of the world out there...please dont add your two cents....be careful what you say when you are just trying to "help"....some people dont want it...sometimes people jus want to go to target get what they need to get done and not be bothered....sometimes people jus want to buy their swisher in peace not hear bout your super expensive and tasty cigar that you imported from cuba....

i really could give a fuck...at least during my emo week....

IM JUS SAYIN!