two near death experiences in two days! what is that? - Part 1

soooo i dont know what is going on but what the hella has been going on with the past two...i have had two near death experiences and where better place to talk about it then with you my friends friends friends....

scenario 1 - you're probably wondering where this stain came from?

i was minding my own business, just got back to my comfy little abode and thought to myself, "you really need to do laundry"...

i am a one of the few happy San Franciscans that actually have a washer and dryer in my place. so laundry is not really that big of a deal, but still non the less i find myself lagging trying to get that damn chore done.

standing there, in front of my washer and dryer separating my whites from my colors...first load, in waiting for it to finish...dreading having to stay up and finish at least three more loads...yes this pile was waiting on me for awhile...

get through my whites, and move on to my towels and hoodys and guess what pops out and lands on my shoulder a freakin SPIDER!!

i scream i horror! and runaway trying to find something to spray it with and find this!



yes that is sunblock and no i did not intend on using this to kill that wretched creature but i was terrified for my life!

i run back to where the spider was and it was gone! gone from where it was...im liteweight freaking out mind you...talking to myself..."where are you, you little fucker"...kinda building up a sweat....and low and behold i find it trying to run...it spots me and comes to dead stop!...

i massively spray the thing with sunblock to no avail! it's still moving! urgghhh i dont have raid and look for something else...and find this!



that little fucker is still moving its legs...it stuck to the carpet but its still moving!...finally i grab this -



and finally finally it dies...freaking out but feeling triumphant i grab my vacuum and suck that sheit up! thus....all that leads to this...



yes yes i kno...you probably wondering...all that plus a stain on your carpet because you cant kill a spider? and to those of you wondering that....i dont care!

i was scared for my life! i was seriously sweating my ass off and thinking this little fucker is gonna eat me for dinner!

in the end i won and i sucked him up in my vacuum...but damn...never putting off my laundry ever again...

Part II soon to come.